Leaving church one Sunday morning not long ago, my niece and her husband asked Kiera, their 3-year-old daughter, what she had learned in Sunday School.
“Jesus was boring,” she responded proudly.
Relieved she wasn’t overheard by someone, they proceeded straight to their van.
Once again, Mom and Dad asked the question: “What did you learn today in Sunday School, Kiera?”
Miffed at having to answer the question again, Kiera stated firmly: “Jesus was boring in a stable!”
Needless to say, after a suppressed laugh, the next item was an explanation of the difference between the words born and boring.